T & T – Thursday A: Captain – Ralphie
Tattoos and Titties. T & T. Each unique in our own right, but brought together by three common denominators. (Bowling is the third, if I’ve lost you at this point.) You likely don’t know everyone, but by the end of the season you will think of us fondly. We take the bowling as seriously as the partying. Or, maybe it’s the other way around.
Without any further ado, here’s the need to know of our lineup:
Rubby’s: A house favorite. You may remember him as Joe the policeman on the “What’s Goin Down” episode of “That’s My Momma.” Give a warm welcome to Jackson Heights own, Mr. Randy Watson.
The Red Empire: Loves long walks on the beach and taking photos of her two cats. Comes to Bayside to hangout at the front desk and drink vodka sodas.
Sad Julian: Enough said. Also, he has a chinchilla.
Dick Whitman: His shower curtain matches The Red Empire’s bedspread. He has a 24 pound cat.
The Conductor: “How do I describe myself? Three words. Hard working, Alpha Male, Jackhammer, Merciless, Insatiable.” –Dwight Schrute. Drink of choice: Jameson
Ralphie: If you don’t know me by now, you need to come bowling more often. I’m named after the best buffalo in the world, not A Christmas Story.
Lastly, let’s congratulate Mr. and Mrs. Red Empire on their recent engagement. YAYYYYY!!!
Let’s get ready to paaaarrrttttyyyyyyyy!
Identity theft is not a joke!! Millions of families suffer every year!! Who put you up to this?!? Was it Holden Green!! Damnit Jim!!!! Michael!!!!!!!!!!!!!