Waldorf is mailing it in. Stadler is in Mexico. I don’t have a game tonight and spaced on the lines.
Early:
LOS (9-1) -5 versus BUI (8-2): BUI didn’t have YB2 hasn’t played anyone all year and are coming off getting smoked 9.5-5.5 by TDYOB as BUI struggled to break 600 all night. They are starting to show their true colors and will be murdered tonight even if Precious is skiing in Aspen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3o5SB1CfgU
YB2 (9-0) -15 versus Five Finger Zero Wins (0-10): Nice dichotomy here a team with no losses and a team with no wins. Zero changes tonight future B team 5 Finger stays with zero wins and YB2 stays with zero loses. Dutch has announced his free agency. Here is Rufio and Dutch after the match.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqQ62B8xdJc
ICBING (4-6) versus Bad News Spares (1-8): ICBING wins then Rocky, Fabio and 2 Dogs Fucking go on a bender.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlrqaAjBwS4
UREA! (9-0) -1 versus Pinny Candy (7-2): Thursday “A” teams with 1 wins and less take note. URAE! Lost Automatic and T$ they could have been proud and been you. Getting the shit kicked of them every win, zero chance for a win and pretending to have fun as the season winds down. Or swallow that pride jump in B and have a renaissance and a chance to hang another banner that no one cares about. Pinny Candy is have a hell of a season but I think they fall short in this one. Her is C Murda introducing himself to Pinny Candy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6UHOT8HfEA
Lesbowlians (5-5) -15 versus Bowlhemian Strike City (Turkey Club) (1-8): The former team of the year has had an up and down season but tonight they get back over .500. Magnus and crew keep making a run at 2018 Team of the Year. #OnlyOneCanWearTheCrown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqcLjcSloXs
Roll Another (5-5) -1 versus Pin Ups (6-5): This will be a close one that goes down to the wire. Roll Another stands a chance if they don’t roll Bones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RprMPis226k
Late:
Puds Taxi (1-8) -1 versus Happy Hands Production (5-4): Puds actually has a team average advantage. Now go out and take the bull by the horns Puds!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECSG3RYWY30
Lions Den (4-6) -15 versus Spare of the Cats (1-8): Lions kill dogs every time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6FUdj0_fGY
UREA! (9-0) -15 versus Bad News Spares (1-8): UREA! looks to wrap up their season undefeated and get that 1 seed for B playoffs. I say they do. C Murda will be an absolute mess at 11 p.m. and also head to Howie’s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpTtNsi6GBo
DHD (7-3) -3 versus GOB (7-3): Playoff implications in this one. DHD wins, Holden Green goes to Howie’s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JX6zDCdpYM
Touch My Exite (5-5) -3 versus Tattoos and Titties (1-8): LaGa, Squatch 8 Bit and crew fight their way back to .500 in a grudge match against former Draft teammates Rubbys who has been running hot lately and CrowBar who can barely keep it on the lane.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL5avnRFovQ
Party Mix (7-2) -5 versus Granola Bowlahs (2-8): Big Party and crew ready to get back in that win column again against the crusty old group of Granola.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4wykeJBHdE
That’s best Waldorf has got this week! No time to edit so FU.
Mailing it in indeed.
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G Fuckin Unit. B U muthafuckin I.
Every rose has its thorn.