Hey all! Tuesday night lines aren’t my thing (unless I’m rolling), but Tuesday night haiku poetry is definitely not my thing! Either way, enjoy the following for tonight’s matches:
EARLY:
SKOL (-3) v SOD
SKOL has a true ace
Tommy Gunzz will get high point
Deisel has no chance
Saucy Posse (-3) v. XXX Club
Both have won BoPo
But Saucy has Nut Sauce so
They will get the win
OC (-3) v. Strikes of Hazzard
OC gets the win
Hazzard is glad they won once
Long season for them
Ball That (-5) v. Brooklyn Hookers
No playoffs this year
Hookers ride the Struggle Bus
And Ball That crushes
Poultry Ass (-5) v. Mindz in the Gutter
Chicken Butt is good
Iceberg built a solid team
PBR Tall Boys!
Strikes on Tap (-1) v. Splits Happen
This is for first place!
A close one, but in the end
Give me ScrapperJohn
LATE:
BEER (-3) v. Oddballs
BEER is a deep team
Sneaky pick to win it all?
Thunder’s curse lives on
NED (-5) v. Budweisers
NED has won six straight
Spidey and Burt are crushing
So sorry, Bud Joe
Wrecking Balls (-5) v. BILF
Swanny is tanking
But they are the better team
Losses mount for Danks
Incredibowls (-5) v. Whoomp Spare It Is
This one is easy
Incredibowls by a bunch
Let’s see some dancing!
Sharks and Strikes (-1) v. Swinging Richards
This is tough to call
Don’t know who is on which team
#SisterSquad
Post all your shit talk below (in the form of a haiku)! For example, Lala might write the following:
How dare you pick Sharks?
I have rolled 9 200’s!
We will win in two.
Or something like that….have fun tonight BoPo!