Hey all! Tuesday night lines aren’t my thing (unless I’m rolling), but Tuesday night haiku poetry is definitely not my thing! Either way, enjoy the following for tonight’s matches:
EARLY:
SKOL (-3) v SOD
SKOL has a true ace
Tommy Gunzz will get high point
Deisel has no chance
Saucy Posse (-3) v. XXX Club
Both have won BoPo
But Saucy has Nut Sauce so
They will get the win
OC (-3) v. Strikes of Hazzard
OC gets the win
Hazzard is glad they won once
Long season for them
Ball That (-5) v. Brooklyn Hookers
No playoffs this year
Hookers ride the Struggle Bus
And Ball That crushes
Poultry Ass (-5) v. Mindz in the Gutter
Chicken Butt is good
Iceberg built a solid team
PBR Tall Boys!
Strikes on Tap (-1) v. Splits Happen
This is for first place!
A close one, but in the end
Give me ScrapperJohn
LATE:
BEER (-3) v. Oddballs
BEER is a deep team
Sneaky pick to win it all?
Thunder’s curse lives on
NED (-5) v. Budweisers
NED has won six straight
Spidey and Burt are crushing
So sorry, Bud Joe
Wrecking Balls (-5) v. BILF
Swanny is tanking
But they are the better team
Losses mount for Danks
Incredibowls (-5) v. Whoomp Spare It Is
This one is easy
Incredibowls by a bunch
Let’s see some dancing!
Sharks and Strikes (-1) v. Swinging Richards
This is tough to call
Don’t know who is on which team
#SisterSquad
Post all your shit talk below (in the form of a haiku)! For example, Lala might write the following:
How dare you pick Sharks?
I have rolled 9 200’s!
We will win in two.
Or something like that….have fun tonight BoPo!
I am fucking back
Bend me over grab some sweets
Do not blow me up
A blast from the past
And Twitter is blowing up
Welcome Fuckyata
What is the sound of
One hand clapping, do you know?
If not, fuck off then
Wife rolls lefthanded
She rolls a 79
A fucking bummer
Although the losses mount
Whoomp gets doubted
Spreads get covered
The spread means nothing
The fact is you lost, again
Used to it by now
Lady or a Dude
Disco Cosmo nails it bud
Still love the Poultry
Are you talking about the two Hurricane shots I did in about two seconds???
(Sorry reply is not Haiku.)
Disco Cosmo
Mindz in the Gutter
DC get with it
Rules are meant to be followed
Have another lush
buy me a drink please
bowl better with booze on lips
dancing is fun too
I forgot a match….what a surprise. So without further ado:
YB2 (-3) v. Lion’s Den
Thursday to Tuesday
Has not been kind to these guys
But they will still win
OR:
Thank you Das Ducken
I’m sorry I missed your match
You will lose tonight