BP: So, you’ve been close to this honor many times. Were you thinking “always a bridesmaid, never the bride”?
Oz: Oh definitely, and it was really starting to get to me. No slight on the past winners, they were all worthy, but 2nd best is first loser, who remembers that guy??
BP: As you know, your team colors were supposed to be white and red. How is white and black working out?
OC: We were nervous when we found out in Week 1, it was a big hurdle to overcome on the opening night, and it showed in our performance. Moreover, we had to burn the light blue bell-bottoms we bought to complete the Team America motif. Let’s just say we’ve done our best to move past the issue…
BP: How do you tell Tron and Number One apart?
OC: Its hard sometimes, but usually Number One’s shirt is the perfectly ironed one.
BP: What do you think about the Dirty Half Dozen?
OZ: Dirty who? 13.5 more points and 236 less pins…what’s that about??
BP: Any other comments?
OZ: Just want to give a shout out to my OC teammates, may all our wounds heal victoriously..
A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a beer and a . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . shot of whiskey.”
The bartender says “Sure pal, no problem. But lemme ask you one thing, why the big pause?”
The polar bear shrugs and says “Dunno, I was just born with them.”