Bowler of The Week Interview: Week 7, Easy E, Derelicte My Balls

 BP:  Congratulations on Bowler of the Week!  Initial thoughts?

Easy E:   I may not seem like a guy you would pick to preach a sermon. But I feel it is now time to testify because I do have folks who care about me hearing all kinds of stuff about what’s up. Yeah, I was a brother on the streets of Portland doing a lot of things most people look down on – but it did pay off. Then we started bowling about some real stuff that shook up the LAPD and the FBI. But we got our message across big time, and everyone in America started paying attention to Derelicte My Balls. Soon our anger and hope got everyone riled up. There were great rewards for me personally, like fancy cars, gorgeous women and good living. Like real non-stop excitement. I’m not religious, but wrong or right, that’s me.

BP:  Now, we all know your first game of the year was a 46.  What the hell happened?

EE:  Hard work and dedication. Be cool – stay in school.

BP:  Are you on performance enhancing drugs?  How do you explain a 202 on a night when everyone else in the league shot below their average?

EE:  I drank just enough. Plus I got a shot of HGH in my shoulder and some Vitamin B12 in my lower back.

BP:  Who was easier to work with, Dre or Ice Cube?

EE:  They were both a couple of gangster bowlers.

BP:  Do you guys feel like a top four team?

EE:  DMB is a top four in the PBA right now.

BP:  Finish this line:  But I’m like that, and that’s an actual fact, because the street…

EE:  …is where I learned to roll.

BP;  Anything you’d like to add?

EE:  Eazy-Duz-It.

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