Here were our website visits last week. Go Cranberry Isles!
| 1. | Maine | 499 |
| 2. | New York | 13 |
| 3. | District of Columbia | 9 |
| 4. | Vermont | 8 |
| 5. | California | 7 |
| 6. | Oregon | 7 |
| 7. | Georgia | 7 |
| 8. | Florida | 3 |
| 9. | Massachusetts | 3 |
| 10. | Louisiana | 2 |
| 1. | Portland | 357 |
| 2. | South Portland | 45 |
| 3. | Hallowell | 35 |
| 4. | Cranberry Isles | 12 |
| 5. | Sanford | 9 |
| 6. | Brunswick | 6 |
| 7. | Waterville | 5 |
| 8. | Scarborough | 5 |
| 9. | Westbrook | 5 |
| 10. | Falmouth | 5 |
Now, what you’ve been waiting for, the lines:
Off Constantly (-7) over Three Fingered Willies: Tough draw for a new team.
Pinups (-2) over Urban Achievers: In a close game the edge goes to veterans.
Three Livers (-5) over Hyper-Bowl-E: They’re not driving all the way from the Forks to lose.
Gutterballs (pick ’em) vs. Young and the Bowled: Two new squads look for a quick start.
Sweet Rolls (-3) over Lesbowlians: Civil libertarians chalk one up for justice.
B.E.E.R. (-3) over Purple Haze: Cheddar is a calming influence, and is from Milwaukee.
Roll Another (-15) over Pud’s Taxi: I smell a forfeit.
Saucy Posse (-9) over Great Lost Spares: The family is ticked over their preseason dis.
Binga’s (-4) over Happy Hands Productions: A good test for a Binga’s that thinks it’s a contender.
DHD (-7) over Maine Yacht: Quick starting team vs. rookies, could turn ugly.
Strikes of Hazzard (-6) over ICBING: The Gutter-believers have yet to roll…
Die Gass (-1) over Alley-Gash Rollers: Even match, but Uli’s magic ball prevails.
Derelicte My Balls (-7) over Incredibowls: You do not want to face My Balls in week one.
Magic ball, no magic ball – no matter. The real question is what team will have the most resounding victory? Anyone wanna predict any shutouts? Is that even possible? I say: step up to the plate Off Constantly. Give us newbies a reason to fear you. Or is it true what everyone is saying – that it was just a fluke caused by the tourney structure last year?