Week 6 Predictions

  • POSTGAME AT BINGA’S. 
  • TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES AT THE LANES AND DONT BRING THEM ON THE TILED AREA.
  • IF YOU WANT PREGAME BOWLING BEFORE THE OFFICIAL 10 MINUTE PRACTICE TIME YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR IT. 
  • VOTE TONIGHT ON SEASON 3-WEEK EXTENSION.
  • Well, here we are. Ladies and gentlemen, the dream we all dream of (Oh please!) Boy versus girl in the World Series of love
    Slammin’!

    Well, maybe not the world series of love, but at the least the regular season game of the year, championship preview (?), insert hyperbole here.  #2 Off Constantly, the consensus preseason favorite that got off to the slow start but has rallied in impressive fashion after the loss of their captain to a broken leg.  Alone in second place, ahead in total pins, itching for a chance to take on the leaders.  #1 Durty Half Dozen.  Durty South!!!! They came into the season talkin trash, and exuding a confidence which frankly seemed over the top.  turns out it was justified.  They have rolled through the season so far, pounding opponents mercilessly (14-1, 14-1, 13-2) until a near niccup last week.  They pulled out an 8-7 win over Purple Haze to stay out in front, and cut into Off Constantly’s pin lead.

    This one is gonna be a doozy.  DHD has a significant points lead, so even a close loss and they will stay in first, but this game is as much about confidence for a potential championship game as it is about regular season standings.  I have gone back and forth on my pick on this one.  DHD responds well when they are picked to lose.  I think they come out a little tighter than Off Constantly and fall behind 4-1, rally for a 4-1 win, then lose 3-2, for a final of 8-7, OC.

    Other games:

    Co-commish smackdown!  Bubbles vs BEER.  Hungus vs Balls.  This could be BEER’s last chance for a win unless the season is expanded to 11 games.  Derelicte geeked on half-caffs.  BEER 10 DMB 5

    Battle of the Threes.  3 Livers, $3 Gutterballs.  The Livers are all over the place, the league’s true wild card, capable of beating any team or losing to any team depending on their mood.  The Gutterballs are itching to prove themselves, but i think they are a little short on fire power.  3 Livers 11 $3 Gutterballs 4

    Word on the street is Happy Hands Productions was sorely disappointed to learn that Pinups was the name of their opponent, not some new bondage game.  Pinups flailing while Chunkless.  HHP 11 Pinups 4

    Spare Us in unusual position as heavy favorites.  They really don’t care about bowling as long as they keep winning the 50/50.  Binga’s roster has now reached double digits, so there is no prediciting them accurately.  Maybe they’ll be fired up since they are the host bar tonight.  Pulling from my a**, I’ll say Spare Us 10 Binga’s 5

    Purple Haze is flying high after their near upset over DHD.  Their 8-7 loss could be the equivalent of the Giants confidence creating 38-35 loss to the Pats, or maybe just another loss.  Saucy Posse features the Bowler of The Week.  Um, I guess PH rides the momentum to an 8-7 win.

      Last Week 5-1, Season 22-8

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