BP: Hi Little P. Congratulations on Bowler of The Week! What was your first reaction when you heard you’d won?
LP: Wow — I’ve accomplished all there is to accomplish in life! And on inauguration night!
BP: Why did you change your name from Princess to Little P this offseason?
LP: Obviously, Little P is a better bowler, and Princess was *so* last season.
BP: What did you think when you got your ‘hambone’? Do you prefer turkey or hambone?
LP: In the winter, hambone is the way to go (Pirate makes a mean split-pea). In the fall, turkey. As for what I was thinking, my Captain, Riggs, described it best to our DC teammates: “P’s inner cheerleader came out with an awe-inspiring display of windmill/leap/ jump/scream thingys.” There were no thoughts, just pure joy.
BP: What do you think of your tough division, and the fast starts of Off Constantly and Binga’s Ringas?
LP: We’re in a tough division? We just bowl what we know and clean our plates.
BP: Any other comments?
LP: I just want to thank my team for all their support — they love me, they really love me!