Hey, BoPo. Thinking of you’s working up my appetite. Also got me thinking we should work in some karaoke.
TONIGHT’S POSTGAME = KARAOKE! First stop Novare Res, then if anyone is feeling it around 1130 or so, we can wander over to Old Port Tavern and turn that mutha out. Or, if not feeling it, we just stay at Novare Res and enjoy our booze.
As for lane assignments, it will be first come, first served tonight. I’ll be there at 6, and you can just tell me when you arrive what lane you want. If your opponent is there first, then they will pick where your game is played.
Maybe I’m just crazy because I have a bye week this week – I’m the comissioner, dammit. Oh well. So, I’m here jamming to my favorite yacht rock tunes, and here are your lyrical lines. Forgive the non sequitir nature of most of them.
Game of the Week:
#3 Urban Achievers (-5) vs. #8 Gutterballs: Mira, mira, mira, mira! What’s happening girls? International sensation La Gatita leads Pinky and the rest of the Achievers, and is nothing like J-Lo. Rusty Nail’s postgame interview after his 257: Hey, look me over, tell me do you like what you see, hey, I ain’t got no money, but honey I’m rich on personality – baby I’m a star! Might not know it now, baby you’ll find out.
#6 Saucy Posse (-3) vs #15 TDYOB: “It’s a family affair” vs “All day long, keeping up a mask of false bravado”.
#4 Livin’ On A Spare (-5) vs Bowlderdash: LOS is trying to hold on to what they got, but since everyone makes the playoffs, doesn’t make a difference if they make it or not.
#10 Young and the Bowled (-7) vs Three Livers: I’m willing to play, whatever you say, if love is the end, playing your game baby, your game baby.
Great Lost Spares (-4) vs Madbotts: If loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be right. Madbotts only team in the league without a win, and this is the last dance, last chance, for looooooove. But when they’re bad, they’re oh so bad.
#16 Pud’s Taxi (-3) vs. #20 Happy Hands: Cuppy: “She’s gonna love me in my Chevy van, and that’s alright by me.” Max Shipp shares the sentiment, but is a little more verbose: I’m a Capricorn, and I’m here to get mannish. Oooh, I know it’s good when she starts speaking Spanish. Are you that Zodiac freak I’ve been looking for?
#18 Strikes of Hazzard (-5) vs. The Who?: $5 dollars worth of regular, $3 worth of wine – I’m gonna drink and drive that woman right off of my mind. Good luck with that Strikes, cause Ichy Poo will make that difficult, you must understand, that the touch of your hand, makes her pulse react. It’s physical. Only logical.
#11 Huevos Rancheros (-10) vs. UREA!: I want to be a cowboy’s sweetheart. I want to learn to rope and to ride. UREA! is satisfied, hiding in their friends’ apartment, only leaving once a day to buy some groceries.
#7 Dirty Half Dozen (-11) vs Lesbowlians: If you need a friend, don’t look to a stranger. Two teams very familiar with each other have a showdown here. I’m sorry but I’m just thinking of the right words to say, I know they don’t sound they way I planned them to be.
#2 Off Constantly (-11) vs #19 Roll Another: OC still sitting here in limbo, like a bird without a song, waiting for another title shot. Hey Roll Another, look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted in one moment, would you capture it, or just let it slip? Chupacabra will not leave vomit on his sweater, no matter what.
#1 Binga’s Ringas (-9) vs #12 Sweet Rolls: You know me, I’m your man, your main boy, thick or thin, I’m your pusherman.
Wrecking Balls (-1) vs Three Fingered Willies: A battle for first! Nah, it was just my imagination, running away with me.
#13 Incredibowls (-3) vs #14 Pinups: Chunk: It was plain to see, that a small town boy like me, just wasn’t your cup of tea, it was wishful thinking. Big Ern: It ain’t so hard to say, would you please just go away. Since Chunk was jettisoned, the Pinups are in a tailspin.