#34: Lovernauts (Thursday B) – Last Season: 4-8: Rufio is taking over officially as Lovernaut captain this year but hopefully we’ll still be seeing a lot of long time Captain Ichy Love. There have been a lot of rumors about a merger with the 5 O’s, and it made some sense given that they used to be together, but I have no confirmation on that happening so I’ll assume it’s not. The Sanitizer has been working at Bayside some so he may improve his game via osmosis. Someone next to me at the bar tonight said Satchel may be out too, so basically, this team is one big question mark.
#33: Snakes on a Lane (Division TBD) – Last Season: 1-11: The Snakes are dealing with some serious off-lane issues and I’m not even entirely sure they are returning. If they do they’ll move to one of the B divisions and hopefully for them have a more competitive run of things.
#32: No Eye Deer (Tuesday B) – Last Season: 8-4: NED had a solid year last season but they lost their top bowler, Shifter Pawl, to TDYOB. They do have Donzarelli, and Dirty Sylon has been getting some seasoning in the Draft League. Disco Welder will have her hands full trying to repeat last year’s performance, but these guys won’t be pushovers even without Mr. Pawl.
#31: Splits Happen (Tuesday B) – Last Season: 5-7: This team’s ranking has been drastically impacted by a very impressive draft season from their Cap, Xander Rolle. He ended up having the top average for his Draft team and getting them into the playoffs. On paper this ranking ios far too high as their second best bowler, Pinky Winkleton, averaged 125 or so. Wedgehead has been playing in alot of leagues and perhaps he’ll bust out following his Captain’s lead. Who knows, this one’s just a hunch.