Team Writeup 30: Cunning Linguists

Cunning Linguists – Thursday A: Captain – Col. Angus

The Cunning Linguists look different, again. Long time high scoring femme fatale and last years MVP, La Gatita returns with a cracking whip and the intention of delivering the team to the same podium on which she stood. La Ga is a fierce force that brings the reckoning. Gutterslut is an anchor  of consistency and unflappability. Someone shows at 220, he brings it in at 230. He is clutch. El Hombre Durro doesn’t stick his thumb in anything but his hunched back rolling style delivers the points and is the sal de tierra of this organization. Wendiesel returns with her X style chops, don’t be fooled by the rock that she got, she’s still rolling X’s ahead of you. New comer Le Uno is a new addition to this squad. Ol’ pal of LaGa, this could be their secret weapon. This year brings the return of team capitan, Colonel Angus. Having sat out last year licking his wounds he’s back to lick everyone elses. Beware the high 5. That’s how we play bowling…

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