Ok, used the old random number thingy and got teams assigned to points ranking. The final PBA points standings will be released after the Masters on April 1. Come tot he shows April 8-10 cheer your guy on. If he makes the final four, you win team tickets and a team $50 tab at the June shows.
1: My Balls, Party Mix
2: LOS, Lesbowlians
3: NED, FC Portland
4: Richards, Tatts and Tits
5: ICBING, Bingas
6: Guacabowle, TDYOB
7: Roll Another, Bowl Trolls
8: Sharks, BARE
9: UREA, Bowled and Beutiful
10: Incredibowls, BUI
11: BEER , Leisure Rolls
12: Happy Hands, 5 Fingers
13: Mindz in Gutter, BILF
14: SOD, Hookers
15: DHD, Pinups
16: GOB, Hazzard
17: Oddbals, Skol
18: Strike City, OC, Strikes on Tap
19: Burners, Lions Den, Splits Happen
20: XXX Club, Poultry Ass, Budweisers
21: SauPo, Bowlderdash, Granola
22: Touch Xcite, YB2, Ball That
23: BN Spares, Spare of the Dog, Wrecking Balls
24: Average Bros, Pinny Candy, Whoomp
If nothing else, this will help me to develop warm feelings for at least one (non-Binga’s) Tuesday team. Fuckin Chuckits and No Eye Deer with lucky lil’ 3! FUCK TROY!!!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jRNJluKik2s
Turn the volume up to 11
Sit back and take it all in.
icBINGas is gonna kick the door down
Watch out because icBINGas is gonna bring the ruckus.
Ever witness a 5 seed make it to the big dance?
Remember the 1985 New England Patriots? Yup, fifth seed, made it to the superbowl.
No #5 seed has ever heard the song “one shining moment” in the NCAA basketball tournament, a few have been runner ups.
But sports history changes this year, the gods shined down upon two honky tonking, hard throwing, party teams. icBINGas We are joining forces and we will chant, cheer and make general nuisances of ourselves to get the #5 bowler the money.
Show me the money!!
Take that $50 bar tab and put it towards our picklebacks. Our lawyers have reached out to the few potential #5 bowlers and lets just say, this team is gonna get paid!!
So, the question remains, What are you going to do for your bowler?
icBINGas OUT!!!!!!
Hey Guac, let’s fucking party!!!!
OK, I’ll grab the chips, you bring the seltzer.
Let’s party……
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GKXWn47uw8k