Quick note before Farmer mails it in again with some Haikus…DJ Atomik is back for his one and only BoPo XII set. Shake your rump!
Happy Spring everyone. If only the temps felt like it.
Thunder is slammed this week with work (yeah right!), so its all me this week. I’m also quite busy, so I’m doing super short 17 syllable lines for every match.
If you haven’t checked the site this week, take a look at who you have been linked with for the PBA. Come cheer on that seeded player week of April 8, and maybe meet some new friends and win some free beer! I’m psyched we were paired with Guacabowle to cheer for the #6 seed.
Early:
Leisure Rolls (-3) v. My Balls
My Balls is snakebit
They shouldn’t be 2 and 9
Make that 2 and 10
Speaking of 2 and 10:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ebZBec7Q1k
We’ve all been there, Willie.
Average Eskibros (-9) v. Tattoos and Titties
You heard it here first
Eskibros will win Thursday
No more tattoo sleeves?
Lions Den (-5) v. Spare of the Dog
Den is Rolling Well
Even without Ricky V
That Fucking Turncoat
Or
Jewdy will lose, but
He don’t know who wrote the lines
Who to complain to?
Guacabowle (-3) v. BUI
Mitch will roll huge scores
And make Whiskey Pete so sad
Jack will drown sorrows
Or
There’s no Dick Whitman
He is skiing in Utah
Only one month late
5 Finger Discounts (-3) v. Granola Bowlahs
Rufio! did it!
She built a new solid team
Sugar will boogie
B&B (-3) v. Roll Another
This is why they moved
B&B in the playoffs?
Need to keep winning
Or
Hey Roll Another
The banner looks great up there
Where did the B go?
Late:
DHD (-3) v. TDYOB
I hate DHD
Just kidding; I like those guys
But I hope they lose
Or
Bork only has 4
No Munson, Spooky tonight
Will it be enough?
Bowlderdash (-5) v. Bad News Spares
A schedule mix up
Means the Bears will be hungry
And will eat an L
Pinny Candy (-5) v. Strike City
The Senator strikes
The zebras just hope for spares
Then go to Howies
Lesbowlians (-1) v. Happy Hands Productions
This pick is a risk
I’m off the Hands bandwagon
Did I just jinx them?
ICBING (-5) v. FC Portland
A very loud match
Vuvuzelas plus the screams
Of 2 Dogs Fucking
Party Mix (-1) v. Urea!
Will be a close one
With some bowloff potential
I pick those blue shirts
I did these for Tuesday earlier this year, and got a lot of Haikus in the responses, so lets see what you got.
TDYOB
faces hungry DHD
match won’t get to 3
The L-Bork streak continues to grow as DHD takes a bork on TDYOB early in match.
DJ Atomik
Welcome back to Thursday nights!
Now play us Fools Gold!
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