Category Archives: BP Updates

So, we added another sponsor.  Anticipating bowling related injuries, Jacobs Chiropractic has signed on to sponsor Derelicte My Balls.  They do chiropractic, massage and accupuncture I think.  Bubbles swears by them. Which brings me to money.  After the holidays, I need the Captains to round up their sponsor checks ($250 made out to BowlPortland orContinue reading “Holiday Update”

Happy Hands Productions (Virgo) Toucha toucha touch me, I want to feel dirrrrrty. Break out the sexy undies and Maxwell records when you see this squad on your schedule. The sexy six will use the power of seduction to throw you off your game, and while you’re watching them gently carress the bowling ball, they’llContinue reading “Season Preview, Part II”

Bowling season is nigh.  There are some holidays between now and then, and the turning of the calendar to 2008, but throughout the Portland area minds are focused on bowling.  Visions of strikes dance through the childrens’ minds.  Bowling shoes are suddenly at the top of every Christmas list.  Seriously.  I know for a factContinue reading “Season Preview, Part I”

The logo is done – any new sponsors will not be on the shirt (they will still be on the webpage).  Nebo Lodge slipped in under the wire, continuing the Dirty Half Dozens’ delicate dance on the very edge of the rules.  Seriously cool to have so many sponsors – buy things from them. TheContinue reading “Nitty Gritty”

In a move sure to send shockwaves throughout the league, power roller Toughcat demanded a trade moments before the deadline.  BEER manager Hungus had his hand forced as Toughcat promised nothing but gutterballs if his trade demands weren’t met.  He was shipped off to the Dirty Half Dozen.   Moments later, the Saucy Posse unceremoniously cut Dave,Continue reading “Stunning personnel moves; sponsor deadline extended”

So, we are doing well with sponsors.  The bars will be easy to repay – we’ll have postgames there.  For the others, please take a chance to check them out with the links on this page.  Check out the Teams page for updated team info – and remember shirt info deadline is Friday, December 7Continue reading “Sponsors”

Welcome to Bowl Portland.  We are fast closing in on opening night – Tuesday, January 8th.  Deadline for joining the league is Friday, November 30th.  To join a team, join with a full team of 6, sponsor a team, or more information, write to Karl Hungus, or Bubbles, league co-commissioners.