PREGAME SNUG (unless you’re at greendrinks, in which case wear your jersey!)
Binga’s Ringas (-15) vs. Maine Yacht: I don’t like it, but a shutout seems very possible, as Binga’s is hungry for points. Maine Yacht is hungry for beer.
Derelicte My Balls (-5) vs. Happy Hands: Bubbles and Sasha battle over the win and who has to clean the dishes. Jasper still reeling from last week’s bender in Westbrook.
Great Lost Spares (-1) vs. Gutterballs: The Nihilist found something to believe in this weekend in Hampton. Will he change his name? Spares offer up some freshy veggie burritos and a narrow victory.
Purple Haze (-5) vs. I.C.B.I.N.G.: Haze sure to make a sucker of me again now that I pick them, but they are top eight in average. I.C.B.I.N.G. is top eight in your hearts.
Off Constantly (-10) vs. Saucy Posse: SauPo continues their tough schedule. OC needs every point it can get as it chases the #1 seed, but Walter and N Sauce will slow their train down.
Pinups (-6) vs. Roll Another: Pinups were disappointed to see I had drunkenly inverted my 6 and 9 when I posted the standings and they are actually five points out of first. Roll Another can’t stop giggling that I said “drunkenly inverted my 6 and 9.”
Alley-Gash Rollers (-8) vs Three Fingered Willies: The Rollers have the division in their grasp. The Three Fingered Willies lack enough fingers to form a solid grasp on anything.
B.E.E.R. (-5) v. Three Livers: Last year, it was “Wilma and Hungus’ Intricate Tango”. This year, with a pregame, it will be “Tom Richards and Ruth’s Mid-Lane Wipeouts”.
Incredibowls (-1) vs. Hyper-Bowl-E: Shank need to get us back in her blog. I’m going with Miss Moxie’s bunch. Could be a quarterfinal preview (of the dance-off).
Young and the Bowled (-1) vs. Die Gassenjungen: Special K going for back to back wins. Who woulda thunk it? Uli is still the king of cyberspace.
Sweet Rolls (-2) vs. Strikes of Hazzard: Sorry Hazzard, I need to see it one more time before I believe. I think you will be overwhelmed with munchies in the face of Milk Dud, Baby Ruth and the Candy Man.
DHD (-12) vs. Lesbowlians: DHD wants to play nice, but they need every point they can get. Unfortunately for them, Tilt-A-Whirl is primed for a comeback. Butch wins the dance contest, of course.
Pud’s Taxi (-1) vs Urban Achievers: Clashing styles. Great matchup. I thiunk Pud’s will say something that creeps them out at just the right time, and advance scouting says that J Hammer cut off his thumb this weekend. Tough timing.