So the short writeups of Media/Biz League ruffled a few primadonna feathers. Pretty entertaining. Ralphie, you’ll get plenty of pub this year, don’t worry. UPDATE 3:24 PM: RALPHIE JUST ROLLED 194-212, LOOK OUT.
Roll Models f.k.a. 2 Legit 2 Split (1-0) -1 vs The Breakfast Club (0-1) : I’ll just keep making up names for you until I get one Pauly Ringwald. Tonight the Club hopes to welcome back #1 pick Precious. Last week they lost by one without him. He should show up for the tall-off vs Double Cheese. Big Red Hooker will bounce back tonight.
Dick’s Pick’s Vol. 2 (2-0) – 5 vs The Deez’ Knees (1-0): The Picks may clinch a playoff spot by week three. They had a night for the record books last week taking 29 of 30 possible points. The Knees struggled, but won, and no way Jerk rolls like that again so they could keep it interesting. Ralphie, Romo.
The Stonecutters Guild (1-0) -5 vs Oooh, That’s A Bingo (0-1): E-Minor, see my comment above to Pauly. Still your team looks really good. The Bingo crew just has to hope they hold off the point-less ones to stay out of the basement.
The Deez Knees (1-0) -5 vs The Flying Buttresses (1-0): The Knees should be able to recover from an early round loss with an evening win in their doubleheader night. The FB’s pulled out a win last week but it was over a three person Slackers squad.
Wilfork Your Face Off (0-1) -3 vs The Valley Girls (0-1): You’ll have to ask Hot Sauce what this name means. Whatever it is they look to get into the win column tonight behind Walter. The Valley Girls have been putting up some nice practice scores, but need it to translate to game night.
Lanes Addiction (1-0) -5 vs Super Deep/Gray IS For Swingers/Tastes Like Missouri/Liquid Tears/Rooftoppers/Mental Turkey (0-1): Slow Roll’s team is compensating for lack of points with an abundance of names. They look like big underdogs against a McQueen led team with a 660+ average, but Hungus is guaranteeing they will not get shutout again.
Shake N Bake (0-1) -9 vs Slackers (0-1): Shake N Bake will even their record to go along with their sweet average and league leader, The Dentist. It’s looking like it might be a long season for the Slackers, but they should have a full squad with the recent signing of Peanut as a free agent.