Well the All-Star game is in the books and team All Day Glossy beat Team Nut Splinturd 25-21. What a surprise. Now let’s get to shit that counts like a Thursday day night late slate of games.
BUI (4-1) -10 versus Lion’s Den (3-3): The Lion’s Den is in trouble tonight. No Ricky Passion who is on kid duty and a hot BUI with a 50-point pin advantage. Good night Den, goodnight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp7_u0kcQRo
YB2 (6-0) -15 versus Bowled and the Beautiful (1-5): Well B&B got the monkey off their back only to return to familiar beat down style tonight versus the pride of Thursday night. This one won’t be close.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCfWlYLKJLQ
TDYOB (3-3) -5 versus Spare of the Dog (0-4): The Dogs like to hold on to the fact that TDYOB has never beaten them. Well stats paint a different picture on this pattern. Dogs put a couple good ones up last week, but with no Spooky tonight ace Munson gets three and that spells long night for the Dogs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L35l_XcY-eY
Guacabowle (2-4) -3 versus GOB (3-3): Thunder got in Jon Moon’s head last week sending them to a loss. Badger as a key pickup has been nothing short of terrible on this pattern after a strong draft debut. Nevertheless, Sparetime and Cumstein prove to be the difference while Dick Whitman rolls gutter all night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0Y7Umo_Xmw
Shit that is a fake late game. Whatever.
Battle of the Defeated:
Granola (0-5) -1 versus Bad News Spares (0-4): This match features zero wins and about 20 bowlers tonight. The good news is somebody absolutely must win, we don’t do ties in BoPo. I like granola in a tight one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2qNJ7IzzqE
Bowlderdash (3-2) -10 versus Puds (0-4): Puds team average is pretty amazing, Bdash wins big. Here is Dinkmastercard bowling:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCxg5v72-TE
Roll Another (2-3) -1 versus Party Mix (5-1): Bones on the DL tonight. Party M has returned Luka Love to the league. Hakeem and Bowl Murray were the only people in the stands at the all-star game. RA has a slight pin advantage lean and mean I think they take out the erratic squad of PM. Here is Big Party after the match:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnzD9czU70Y
No time for lines this week will try to do better next time now let’s: