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Hi everyone. Very busy week here, so in a pinch I always turn to haikus as I can do them rather quickly. For each match I will do two, telling you why each team will win. I won’t be at my match this week, I have a work trip that surprisingly was not cancelled, so I hope you all have a blast this evening.
And I ask all of you readers to add a haiku of your own (Holden, the format is simple: 5 syllables, then 7 syllables, then 5) telling why your team will win, or why it’s the best, or whatever fun thing you wish to say about your squad. Lets get creative in the comments and get them flowing.
Here we go:
Guacabowle (-1) v. BUI:
Wow Guacabowle
Five losses on the season?!
Not a sixth tonight
BUI is good
Don’t let Whiskey Pete fool ya
Duke T will win it
DHD (-5) v. Touch My Excitement
Lil’ Pickle was right
Her team can win the whole thing
Too strong for Excite
Don’t Sleep on Excite
Chatty has been killing it
They could pull it off
LOS (-3) v. My Balls
L O S is stacked
The best top 4 in the league?
Plus they have Stiffy
My Balls can score huge
Their average starts with 7!
Don’t sleep on these guys
TDYOB (-3) v. Leisure Rolls
Dutch is a drunk fool
Thunder, a louder version
I pick the loud guy
Bork is up and down
Tonight may be the down night
So Leisure wins it
Average Bros (-5) v. Tattoos and Titties
Soccer Dad’s Brother,
Along with Northpaw’s Brother?
No chance T & T
The Train Conductor
Express about to roll in
With a big upset
GOB (-3) v. Lion’s Den
GOB brought in Splinter
To make sure they don’t lose these
Tonight it pays off
Lion’s Den improved
Hello Mountain Man, Otis
It is winning time!
I will close with one more:
I have this to say:
Fuck You, Coronavirus
You can’t stop Bopo!
Stay safe, everyone.
Dirty Half Dozen
Looking forward to tonight’s
Party with Excite
Corona Virus
Can kiss my fat ass, both cheeks
Tonight we Party
I agree with these sentiments although I didn’t write them.
No high fives of course
Avoid infecting G-Force
Just cheer ‘til you’re hoarse
Do Haikus always rhyme?! Impressive.
It’s the Wanna-be-4th Grade Teacher in me, in my head all poems should rhyme 😉
Not a damn haiku
Oh, please can you try again?
Thank you very much!