That’s right Thursday, this is your last week under the tyranny of Dry January. You’ve run a good race, and next week Thursday BoPo has the privilege of launching F’d Up February which I expect to be epic.
Thursday A (predictions: 14-3)
Game of the Week: GOB (2-1) -5 vs Leisure Rolls (2-1): Hexy’s Hooligans knocked GOB out of the ranks of the undefeated with a big win last week. This in spite of monster games from Master Splinter who is hoping prospective customers were watching. They can right the ship quickly with a win. The Leisure Rolls are proving to be no pushover, however, and are battle tested from a bowloff. The team in the red pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin adversary.
Other games:
Guacabowle (3-0) -7 vs TMX (0-3)
Off Constantly (1-2) -1 vs Sultans (1-2)
Red, White and Brew (2-1) -5 vs TDYOB (0-3)
Hexy’s Hooligans (3-0) -3 vs BUI (0-2)
Average Bros (1-1) -3 vs Tatts and Tits (0-2)
Thursday B (predictions: 12-6)
Game of the Week: Lesbowlians (3-0) -3 vs The Kids (2-1). The Lesbowlians look to continue their early season dominance and knock down an upstart competitor. They’re coming off a big 12.5-2.5 win behind an impressive 214 from Kelso. That means they have a big three now with Kelso, Bean and Tilt A Whirl. They could be real banner contenders. The Kids are here to get loose. They don’t know what they don’t know, and every game, every frame, every shot feels like a new opportunity. Hacksaw Jim Yodin will do his best to keep up and keep his overalls up, but Lesbowlians are on a mission.
Other Games
Y&B 2 (3-0) -5 vs ICBING (0-3)
B&B (2-1) -7 vs HHP (0-3)
Party Mix (1-2) -3 vs Bowlderdash (0-2)
Lions Den (2-1) -5 vs Strike City (1-1)
Pin Assassins (2-1) -3 vs Pinny Candy (1-1)
Preview of next week, February 1st at long last