BoPo is rigged! Saucy Posse is going to win because Big Tattoo wants us all to see Nut Sauce win again and then get inked, and because Bowler Builders proshop is in Bayside and after another win by his star pupil customers will flock to ‘work with Jimmy’, and they’ll inevitably get drunk on Moosehead (a CANADIAN beer) and what happens when you’re blackout drunk…tattoos! Jar Jar was only the beginning. People are saying…
Fun fact. I never know who won any games the week before until I sit down to write the lines. I know my own team is 1-3 and that I stink this year bit the rest is like a little surprise for me every Tuesday. Oh did you notice last week both nights had a dj? How about that.
EDIT: Holy shit I was 14-0 on Tuesday predictions last week! Why can’t we bet on BoPo??!!
Tuesday A (predictions 13-11: last week 6-0!!)
Game of the Week: Saucy Posse (3-0) -1 vs Bayside Tigers (3-1) Tuesday A has three undefeated teams, and strangely enough they could all stay undefeated until March before they start playing each other. That’d be pretty cool. The Tigers would like to ruin that for all of us though and put their name in the mix as potential division champs. Cuzzin It is having a strong debut season and the team has a lot of great pieces. That said, did you even read the intro to today’s lines? Saucy posse wins.
Other games:
Oddballs (3-0) -3 vs Skol (2-2)
Body English (1-3) -1 vs SOD (2-2)
Waste Management (1-3) -3 vs Stranger Pins (1-3)
Bingas (3-0) -3 vs XXX Club (1-2)
Sharks and Strikes (2-2) -1 vs LOS (1-3)
Tuesday B (predictions: 25-6: last week 8-0!!!)
Game of the Week: Hookers (4-0) -1 vs TOTY (3-0) A battle of undefeateds! El Mango leads the Hookers with a nice 186 avg, but he’ll face the twin threat of Purple Nurple and Sweet Hot Gravy, both at 173. This will be an excellent battle. Squatch is here too, who knew he was with the Hookers? Leggo My Greggo will be the difference maker if he shows up, but I have a feeling he won’t.
Other Games:
Poultry Association (2-2) -1 vs Whoomp! (2-2)
NED (1-3) -1 vs Incredibowls (2-2)
Wrecking Balls (4-0) -3 vs Bowl Pack (1-2)
Onggi (3-1) -5 vs Burners (0-4)
Bowling Stones (2-1) -1 vs BARE (3-0)
Big Daddies (1-2) -3 vs BILF (0-4)
Strikes on Tap (2-1) -3 vs Minds in the Gutter (1-3)