Author Archives: Commish

LAST WEEK OF THE REGULAR SEASON!!!!! Damn that went by fast huh?! Big shout out to everyone for making the season what it was. No matter what, we are our own community at the lanes, and I’m extremely happy to be a part of it. Ok now on to the matches! STRIKE GOLD VS BHTContinue reading “All Day With Dick Whitman”

Hey Ding Dongers!  We made it to the end of our regular season without incident, and that is something to be proud of in these weird times.  Congrats to all for playing by the rules and allowing everyone a fun Thursday night all fall.  Wasn’t the same as previous years, but was by far myContinue reading “LINES!”

Alright alright alright, Dick Whitman here, first time doing these lines, no fancy YOUTUBE videos or creative insults, thatll be next week, so lets get to it! Cake Balls Vs Tecmo Bowl: This one shapes up to not even be close. I think Buck coming off of his MIST win (congrats Bucky)  and the restContinue reading “All Day Lines – New Writer!”

Eight matches down, only two matches to go!   And as of today we only we have 4 days until the election, where I hope all of you will vote.  But maybe not for these guys: Or this guy: He’s not running either: Ding Dongers, we are LATE for the last time this regular season, andContinue reading “Keep Their Heads Ringing”

All Day All Day!! All Day Division may have the only team with no wins thanks to Tecmo Bowl, but they do have the stronger division. Play offs are three weeks away and the top three individual averages (sorry Holden) and the top two team averages all belong to the All Day Division. Shows meContinue reading “Splinter Goes All Day”

Ding Dongers, only three weeks to go to make the playoffs!!  Time to put it in gear.  FUCOVID is the only team officially eliminated, but if I were on STD I wouldn’t be feeling to good about now.  Even the reigning champs are on the outside looking in right now, interesting times for sure. FarmerContinue reading “Ding Dong Lines Week 8”

What up Ding Dongers!  We are starting to look like we know what we are doing out there on this pattern now, as almost every team has an average over 600 now.  In fact, FUCOVID is the only team below 600, but only by 52 pins, so lets just round up and say we allContinue reading “Ding Dong Lines”

Hard to believe but we are half way through the 2020 Draft League season.  Uugh.  Time to pull my shit together and roll a lot better!  The averages seem to be climbing a little bit, but not nearly as high as we would like! We are on the early shift this week, so remember toContinue reading “Ding Dong Lines”

Ding Dongers, we stay on the late shift this week, and hopefully we are better prepared.  Looks like arriving at 8 is about right.  Show up, get your stuff, then hit the mezzanine for a bit and then we get to roll.  Please try to give the staff a chance to clean up prior toContinue reading “Ding Dong Lines”

Week 4 for the Kingshit Ding Dongers, and our first trip to the late shift for the entire division.  Reminder, you can’t congregate behind the lanes while the early shift is bowling, if you arrive early go hang in the Mezzanine or get a table on the new side.   Speaking of the Mezzanine, come checkContinue reading “Lines!”