Author Archives: Karl Hungus

If any games from March 13 or 15 would like to move to Friday night March 16 let me know. If any games from March 20 or 22 would like to move to Friday night March 23, same deal

Lesbowlians are unable to play their Friday Night game on March 2.  If any other teams want to move their March 1st game to that Friday please let me know

We are throwing a preseason Baker Tourney on Thursday Dec 28th at 7pm.  Sign up at the front desk, limited to first 60 people.  It’ll be a fun way to launch the new BoPo year.

And then there was 4! And let Oakie be the first to say fuck them all! Border Crossers knocked my boy Thunder’s team into the play-in where they fell to Spidey 3-2 199-186 game 5 coming off a 224! Ouch! Rufio killed everyone then gave away a game to Duke T so the road inContinue reading “Semis and Finals”

Ok, made some changes.  Thanks to Magic for helping craft a great schedule.  Opening week will now include our first Friday Night Lights, which will be 4 games on West side lanes with the mezzanine open for BoPo.  Pretty sweet.  So, here is the new opening night schedule. 2-Jan 4-Jan 5-Jan SOD vs 5 FingersContinue reading “Opening night – take 2”

Oakie gonna lay down some playoff lines for those that need details: http://www.bowlportland.com/draft-playoff-info/ R.I.P. The Management, Too Much Seven Losses, Happy Hour Losers, Short Cock Violation, Tea with Mrs. McGuil, Skol Fucked, Fuckdafino, and Cakeballs. Bunch of fucking losers. Now for the people that didn’t fall flat on their faces like Space Farmer and DannyContinue reading “Playoffs”

Alright, Tuesday night play-ins up first.  Matches are Tuesday (11/14) at 8pm, best of 5 baker-style. Das Strike Machine vs Schnitzengiggles Liquid Talent vs Hexy’s Hooligans Winter Is Here vs Got Wood Never Flush vs That’s My Son   Then playoffs on Thursday 11/16 EARLY: DSM/Schnitz winner vs Bumbowlbee Tuna  LATE: winner vs Drunken NoodleContinue reading “Draft Playoff Info”

Well Oakie pulled the short straw once again this week and got the early lines #killmenow, Oakie would rather run around in traffic naked than bowl the early shift. Work all day, run around like a chicken with your head cut off, not get any warm up throws in, shoes on, start bowling, no oneContinue reading “Oak”

As we close out the Draft Season, I must say I was super psyched to see the email from Hungus about the upcoming Bopo XI season. Lots of good stuff to look forward to, including the re-launch of Rooftop Sessions. Here was Thunder telling his co-workers about his return to the show:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP3m22Kzu0k EARLY: Happy HourContinue reading “Cupid, Draw Back Your Bow”

Cupid is out of town hanging with Jimmy Buffet, so I have my protégé working on early lines which I expect to suck. Quite frankly all the lines I don’t write sucks, but that’s just Oakie’s opinion. Speaking of sucking major mail in coming on the late lines as I just remembered today at 10Continue reading “Smokey Oakie Dokey”