(Farmer will be on line vacation for a few weeks if anyone wants to take a stab at it)
It’s All Star Game week here in BoPo, and I for one am sad I lost my spot last week on the All Star team thanks to waaaaaaaaay to much partying…..not! It was totally worth it, and I think TDYOB has a new pre-game tradition brewing here.
Half the season done, the important half yet to start. But knowing we have already made it halfway and I haven’t had to mail it in for the lines yet, this week I will take the easy way out and write some haikus for every team on why they will win this week. Next week we crossover to Tuesday, so I am skipping lines then and the following week we are on a bye for my colonoscopy, so I will see you with new lines for March 11.
Feel free to add your own submissions in the comments.
DHD (-5) v. Touch My Xcitement
Moose and Lil’ Pickle
Were Great in the Scotch Doubles
They will get the win
8-bit rolling well
But Potato Thumb is Hot
Just ask Cave Dweller
Young Potato Thumb on the drums this week:
Leisure Rolls (-9) v. Strike City
Captain Insanal
With Some Advice for The Brush
Move Feet Right 2 Boards
The Brush, Looking Down
Farts once, twice and is ready
To Move 2 Boards Left
Hexy’s Hooligans (-1) v. Guacabowle
Flatline sends the stats
And I rarely look at them
I pick with my heart
Dick Whitman is sad
With Mitch out for the season
But that means more games!
BUI (-3) v. Bowl Trolls
BUI is good
Snapshot becoming an ace?
Duke’s now number 2!
Trolls, Team of the Week!
Poo Bear and Savvy were great
Will they be again?
LOS (-9) v. Tattoos and Titties
They have 3 top guys
And don’t forget Mama D
800 or bust
Tattoos and Titties
Where is Queen Elizabeth?
You need her badly!
Y&B2 (-13) v. Lezbowlians
Kingshit Ding Dong wins
His own tournament title
Sorry Crackerjack…
A super fun team
Crazy cool energy like
Lazers from Cat’s Eyes
My Balls (-11) v. Pinups
Pinups deserve more
Than to roll on lane 20
Like a team practice
Average Bros (-3) v. TDYOB
Soccerdad’s brother
Needs a haircut real badly
Looks a little rough
Bork is riding high
Just like every other day
A little too loose
Although with a noon start on Sunday, maybe we will be sober. Just kidding.