Author Archives: Karl Hungus

So far I’ve heard back from all teams except Puds Taxi and Three Livers.  Some uncertainty on whether Splits Happen is still a team, but other than that, we’ve got 51 returning squads.  There are some official expansion squads: Iceberg’s Team (night and division TBD), and Noyes Boys (Tuesday or Thursday B).  We’ve also gotContinue reading “BoPo 2019 Update”

Dr. Thunder isn’t doing lines anymore, ha ha ha ha ha ha: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZaJYDPY-YQ For those that don’t check the links let me spell it out for ya: I don’t fuck with you You little stupid ass bitch, I ain’t fuckin’ with you You little, you little dumb ass bitch, I ain’t fuckin’ with you IContinue reading “I am stunned. Stunned.”

Sparkles takes his shot… We’re onto week 9 and yet another person trying to not offend someone doing the lines this week. Both divisions are a log jam in the middle but each have a clear cut favorite for the 1 seed. Shoutout to DJ Jon for crushing it whenever he gets the nod. HeContinue reading “Another Guy”

For those who don’t remember, last year the Council of Keglers voted to implement an Average Cap for teams starting with the 2019 season.  The way it is calculated is a team’s top legal 4-player lineup.  The Average cap is the previous year’s top team + 10 pins.  I thought us BoPo nerds would beContinue reading “2019 BoPo Average Cap Update”

Hey everyone, I’ll just post a few quick lines.  As Hakeem mentioned some folks have found the lines a bit tough I guess, so here’s a message to all my bowlers…it’s you I like! Sex on Saturdays (3-4) -11 vs UDFA (0-7): Gotta give UDFA credit, they are sticking it out, seem to be stillContinue reading “Group Hug”

With Space Farmer on a “work trip” in India, and Dr. Thunder finally retiring from writing lines, Hakeem is here to fill in. Since its 2018 and everyone is offended by virtually everything, I  want to apologize in advance and refer any and all complaints to Dr Thunder, who takes personal responsibility for these badContinue reading “New Blood”

Looks like Thunder is too busy with work to do the lines.  Ha, yeah, right.  Anyway, shaking out the creaky old typing fingers to get some late lines out to everyone.   Just The Tips (2-4) -1 vs Spare Ribs (4-2):  Insanal has really reveled in proving the doubters wrong, even if the doubters areContinue reading “Out of Retirement”

Hope you all enjoyed the All Star game last night!  We are entering the second half of the season, time to dial it in and prepare for the playoff push!  And if you are like me, and have little chance to make the playoffs, then time to dial up the party!! Before we begin, greatContinue reading “Early Lines”

Reminder this Sunday at 11:00 a.m. start time 11:30 a.m. is the Skittle Memorial Hat Tournament to honor BoPo legend Skittles and raise some green for Boys and Girls Club.  If you didn’t know Joy let me just say she was the absolute fucking bomb.  A true joy to be around pun intended, always atContinue reading “Lots of lines from guys who know lines”

Pamola Strikes (1-3) -1 versus Buy the Ticket Take the Losses (1-3):  Farmer is the new Thunder when it comes to Draft teams, that is to say his never make the playoffs and find a way to lose.  They have a washed up Jerk, a pissed drunk cocked Farmer, a Spare-O who wishes he wasContinue reading “Don’t forget late”