Author Archives: Karl Hungus

Averages are from BoPo 17 if available, otherwise most recent average from Yankee Lanes leagues or last year’s draft league.  I don’t know who Crowbar is.  Still need one more woman. Duderinos Average Women Average Couch 213 All Day Lemay 205 out wk 1   & lates Rev Lord 213 Mama D 187 Crackerjack 202.5Continue reading “2017 Draft List”

Oh hell yeah, BoPo is back!  The pursuit of the first major of the season starts at the draft.  This year there are a few small tweaks.  First we have a scouting combine this Wednesday at 6pm so the Captains get a chance to see some of the new bowlers and plot their strategy.  ThenContinue reading “The Draft Night Cometh”

Okay Cupid I got it from here. It’s Oakie time, so here I go, kick it. All Oakie does is eat, drink, shit, and bone: Okay time to do, sorry, time to write some lines: Fudge and Lucky know the time they know who keeps me smiling. Cupid and I have been tasked to forecastContinue reading “Oakies Lines”

My final lines of the year, so sad. Been a great season, BoPo, lets go out with a boom on Saturday Night! Find some fun guys and get loose! Before we get to the previews for the FINALS on Saturday, take a peak at Jerk and Cookie at Bingas Lounge preparing to come to theContinue reading “Cupids Picks”

It’s the last Thursday of the season people! Time for the quarters and semis lines… Beer -1 versus DHD: Well Oakie was 100% wrong about DHD. Doc Moose threw down a couple 200s with a 244 sprinkled in, G Force (Skinny Skeletor) crushed pins in the 190 range all night and Lil Pickle rose upContinue reading “Final 8”

Playoff Lines are here, and again Cupid and Oakie are here to enlighten and entertain. Before we get started, I thought I’d share with the Tuesday folks the origin of Cupid. When Oakie’s dairy commitments kept him from writing the lines for the first time, it was Valentine’s week, so I adopted the name Cupid.Continue reading “Sweet 16”

Cupid and Oakie do Bo ProAm lines. Cupid: Welcome to the team previews for the 3rd Annual Bo ProAm! While we can’t predict matchups, we definitely can assess each team and make some predictions. Settle in, we have 18 teams to get through…. We start with the defending champs, captained by Natro with Stu Williams,Continue reading “BoPro-Am Preview”

on the men’s side, Glossy and Railroad will face off against Sparkles and General Lee.  On the ladies’ side we have McStriker and Coco Lopez vs All Day Lemay and Kelly Kabowlski. games will be played on bowling ball day, 4/22 congrats!

Oakie Does a Double Team What you thought you weren’t going to see me???? Win or lose, talk shit or you are shit. That’s my motto. Well tonight we have the semi final matches of the illustrious Bowl Portland Doubles competition for both the guys and the girls. I wonder if LB Davenport is madContinue reading “Doubles Lines”

Playoffs!!!  Lines are too fun, so they must continue through the playoff run.  Oakie handled Tuesday’s action, so I will handle Thursday. As always, the point spread is real….the rest of it is total NSFW nonsense.  For those Tuesday teams who have yet to get a taste of the Thursday lines, I offer a fewContinue reading “Thursday Cupid Lines”