Author Archives: Karl Hungus

Oakie is swamped and not in the building tonight so please enjoy, or don’t, quick lines. Bowled and Beautiful and ICBING are on a bye. They have decided to get together for a drinking Ironman at Payson Park at 5 p.m. Toboggan racing, tug of war, and lawn jarts I am taking ICBING. Early: BUIContinue reading “Lines”

Congrats to Yahtzee on wrapping up Tuesday A, and to My Balls and Budweisers for clinching the 2 Tuesday B playoff spots, with division title to be determined next week.  Congrats also to Y&B II and DHD for clinching Thursday A and Thursday B titles, respectively, and both still being undefeated.

Both playoff spots could be wrapped up tonight…or we could have a four way tie Strikes (-2) v BILF – Not sure BILF has won since Obama was in office, so they are due you could say. Meanwhile, Strikes have been on fire. And a win tonight will guarantee them a winning record. BILF justContinue reading “Tuesday B lines”

We are down to the semifinals of 2v2 for women’s division and open division. On Friday, April 7 at 6pm we have all four matches at the same time. Three game match, 1 point per game and 1 point for total Shooter McGill/Seatown vs Coco Lopez/McStriker Brandy/Two Koops vs All Day Lemay/Kelly Kabowlski Glossy Mexican/RailroadContinue reading “Doubles Action”

Oakie comes to bring the pain hardcore from the brain. Well soft ass Tuesday night didn’t have the seeds to brave the blizzard so a couple of those teams will be joining the real party tonight. Sorry no time for edits. THURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!!!! Is it real son, is it real son, is it really real. WellContinue reading “Oakie”

Not sure who is actually bowling tonight, but we shall see! But all of these games will be played eventually! BILF v My Balls (-4) – Following another late game loss, BILF is just one loss away from another trip to the Sunday shootout. It will likely happen tonight when they face the hottest teamContinue reading “Lines for Postponed Games”

Writing lines is hard work, and finding the perfect videos ain’t easy, so we are again giving Oakie the week off so he can focus some time on his real job at the dairy. And too bad, because with the opening up of the Westside, there is so much to write about now. First, toContinue reading “This Week In Thursday”

200s or Team High Score OC (2-7) 5 0 4 9 Guuterboi 201 Hazzard (1-8) 0 5 1 6 Gen Lee 203 Oddballs (4-5) 5 5 4.5 14.5 Brooklyn 219/204 Ball That (2-7) 0 0 0.5 0.5 Samsquampch 204 Yahtzee (9-1) 4 5 4 13 Deputy 224/234, Sparkles 236 Turkey Club (7-2) 1 0 1Continue reading “Tuesday Boxscores – Buds rally vs Incredibowls, Yahtzee crushes Club”

EARLY Cape Fear (3-5) -1 vs. Binga’s (4-4) Cape Fear has been rolling decent lately. Soccer Dad has stopped taking a shit on the lanes and Southpaw is a legit ace this year. Binga’s is the sweetheart of the league after defeating the evil Yahtzee empire sans Tso. Binga’s hasn’t rolled early in like 2Continue reading “As Fonzie Might Say, ‘A’”

NED (-1) v Bowl Trolls – Curses, Treachery and a Guarantee. Just a few of the themes being thrown around for this matchup. It all started when Abbazon and Honey Bear left NED to help Fuge start the Bowl Trolls. Since then Honey Bear has struggled to find his form. Some say it’s due toContinue reading “Huge Night in Tuesday B”