Author Archives: Karl Hungus

We did it. We made it through the Holidaze, well haven’t checked on Spare O today, but I am assuming we all did and now we kick off the 13th season of Bowl Portland. If you take some time to think about that it is truly amazing. Two dudes opened a bowling alley restaurant basedContinue reading “Thunder’s Early A Lines”

Welcome back, BoPo!  To any rookies, welcome aboard.  You are joining a pretty amazing community.  Thirteen Januarys ago 12 teams started throwing house balls at Yankee Lanes and drinking every Tuesday with some friends and a DJ.  Now we have 57 teams, our own building, a PBA tour stop, our own beer for the season,Continue reading “Season Thirteen”

I’ll be writing a few season kickoff words soon, but in the meantime, some of tonight’s lines from Space Farmer. Late A Lines Welcome back everyone!  I hope you enjoyed your holiday bender as much as I did!  And I am okay with a bye tonight, I could use a sober Thursday, it’ll be myContinue reading “Thursday A Late Lines”

Hey BoPo, when this league started I had free time, creativity, and only 12 teams to cover.  Going into year thirteen none of those things are true.  Now we have 57 teams which is a lot to follow.  Part of what makes BoPo fun is the season long narrative – the lines, the trash talk,Continue reading “Writers Wanted”

2-Jan 7-Jan A B Bye A crossover B Th match Bye Tatts&tits vs Leisure Rolls UREA! Vs Strike City BUI James vs SauPo Bingas vs TDYOB Tap vs Buds DHD vs Lions Den Average Bros vs My Balls Pinups vs Bowlderdash ICBING Oddballs vs Sharks Hookers vs Trolls Y&B 2 vs LOS FF Discounts vsContinue reading “Opening Week Matchups”

This year BoPo is opening on Thursday, January 2nd.  Tuesday opens the season on Jan 7th. The last week of regular season for Thursday is April 2nd, for Tuesday it’s April 7th. B playins will be the last week of the regular season.  B Playoffs quarterfinals and semifinals (for both Tuesday and Thursday teams) areContinue reading “Here You Go, Thursday”

Just as Draft winds down, time to think about BoPo.  Team registration is open.  Looks like every team is returning (with possible exception of Bad News Spares).  Team fee is $600 if paid by Thanksgiving, after that jumps to $700 through 12/31.  After 1/1 cost is $800, and no team can play until their feeContinue reading “BoPo 2020 Registration OPEN!”

Playoff seedings, other than Division champs, are based on conference standings   5:30 Wildcard Round (1 game matches) (end pairs available for pactice) N5 Hexy’s Hooligans vs B8 PhishBowl B6 Strike Is Right vs N7 The Big Dills B5 Magics Gathering vs N8 Go Flock Yourself N6 Dolla Bets vs B7 Six Tits 6:20 PlayoffContinue reading “Playoffs”

In addition tot he final night of the regular season, Bayside Bowl is hosting the Battle of the Brewery Bands on the main stage. That means a few hundred people at that bar for a ticketed show.  Once the east side is ticketed, if you need to go to a bar just go to theContinue reading “Wild Night Ahead”