Category Archives: BP Updates

Yo Bowlers, True to form, I have constructed an overly elaborate playoff structure. The good news is everyone is guaranteed at least 3 games. The bad news? Well, just that it looks complicated. So, try to follow along. PLAYOFFS WEEK 1 (March 25th) 7:00 PM – Prelims Gm 1 – #12 vs #5 Gm 2Continue reading “Try to understand. Try to understand. Try, try, try to understand…”

We’re up and running again.  Standings and leaders and schedule will be updated.  Writeups may be on hold, but in the meantime, here are alternative sites proposed by league members. http://maine.craigslist.org/cgi-bin/personals.cgi?category=mis http://marchmoustachemadness.blogspot.com/ http://www.portlandfoodmap.com/ http://www.pingpongportland.com http://www.threeriversfun.com http://www.portland207.com

Tuesday night, BowlPortland challenged the elements – and won.  Is it now an unstoppable force, or will such hubris bring its ultimate demise? $3 Gutterballs 9.5  Pinups 5.5 Upset by the suggestion their win over Durty Half Dozen last week was somehow tainted, Pinup Beebop opined eloquently “”Waaa, we only lost because it wasn’t oilyContinue reading “Week 8: Trouble Brewing for DHD; Balls on the Upswing”

 BP:  Congratulations on Bowler of the Week!  Initial thoughts? Easy E:   I may not seem like a guy you would pick to preach a sermon. But I feel it is now time to testify because I do have folks who care about me hearing all kinds of stuff about what’s up. Yeah, I was aContinue reading “Bowler of The Week Interview: Week 7, Easy E, Derelicte My Balls”

I was disturbed when noone knew what the Wonder Twins were.  well, now I am embracing my age.  I will prove once again I am a child of the 70’s with my All-Star game format.  Gals versus Fellas.  April 4th!  That’s right.  On championship Friday, things will get started with a 6 on 6 all-starContinue reading “Battle of the Sexes! April 4th”

“You know one thing I’ve learned, and I suspect the people of Liberia have learned, is it’s easier to tear a country down than it is to rebuild a country” Bush said on the final stop of his five-nation tour of Africa.  Oh, and with Sharper Image going bankrupt, you can probably score a goodContinue reading “He’s Learned Something (The Hard Way)”

FROM BUBBLES:  Bowl Portland – The Musical! No, actually, cool as that might be, we are just talking about Bowl Portland – The Calendar. 12 teams. 12 months. Coincidence? So…each team start thinking. First, send your top 3 choices for month (good arguments for why you should be Team July will weigh in). Then getContinue reading “Hott”

 They say a true craftsman never blames his tools. Frankly, that was my initial reaction when the first complaints about no oil on the lanes were voiced. Then more complaints trickled in. Then it was confirmed with the alley, and they apologized, and we shouldn’t have that problem again. In the meantime, two heavy favoritesContinue reading “Oil Shortage; Tensions Flare on Wild Night at the Lanes”

Postgame is at Rivalries.  PLEASE try to attend tonight as we have had piss-poor showings for postgames there (this is our third try). With league expansion, teams will need to come up with $150 each by next week.  It’s a bargain, amounting to $8/wk per player for the expansion. Feel free to start submitting ideasContinue reading “News and Notes”

Oz, OC   132-200-211   11 Strikes, 12 Spares R Sauce, SauPo 221-188  11 Strikes, 8 Spares    BP: Gentlemen, congratulations on the award and on your teams’ wins this last week. Oz, this is your second time winning, do you feel you’ve found your groove? Oz: No Comment. BP: R Sauce, did N Sauce winning thisContinue reading “Co-Bowlers of The Week, Week 6: Oz, Off Constantly and R Sauce, Saucy Posse”