Category Archives: BP Updates

That’s it folks.  With the all-star game in the books (I’m awarding MVP of the all-star game to Jeltz), BowlPortland year one is officially in the books.  Over 100 bowlers participated.  Next year we will be expanding to 24 or more teams.  Already the offseason buzz has strated – Off Constantly may be breaking up,Continue reading “Well done”

Noone can beat Off Constantly.  Congrats to Off Constantly on taking home the 1st Annual BowlPortland title.

#1 Off Constantly vs # 3 Dirty Half Dozen C’mon, you saw this one coming.  DHD jumped out to an early lead with some dominating performances early in the season.  They held that lead until they ran into Off Constantly in week 6, and the OC Boys put it to them 10-5.  That led toContinue reading “Los Finales”

 SILKY PETE CLINCHES NCAA POOL!  CONGRATS!  SO, SILKY, WHO WINS BOWLPORTLAND? Well BowlPortland, in one whirlwind night we eliminated eight teams.  We are down to our Final Four.  The matchups are set.  The ridiculously sweet trophy is in my trunk.  Now we play the games. The one-and-done prelim rounds turned out to be even moreContinue reading “Party Crashers? (UPDATED)”

Terribly disturbing video below.  http://wonkette.com/374041/barack-obama-fails-at-bowling-in-pennsylvania

Tuesday, April 1  #10 Purple Haze vs #3 Dirty Half Dozen #5 Happy Hands Productions vs #1 Off Constantly 5th Place Game BEER vs Balls 7th Place Game Spare Us vs Binga’s More info to folllow, stupid legislature…

 # 8 Saucy Posse vs # 9 Binga’s Ringas What a difference five weeks make.  At the midpoint of the season, people were asking if Saucy Posse could be a darkhorse threat for the championship, and after finishing that discussion, the same people would ask “could Binga’s fall any further?”  Now, the tables are turned. Continue reading “Playoff Predicitions”

Six hours until the first ever BowlPortland playoffs begin.  Previews of the prelims are being prepared.  Bosses are being lied to.  Fingernails are being trimmed.  Yee-haw!

Hungus and Wilma, linked again.  Wilma led after round one, but Hungus leads after round 2 with 12 of the sweet 16 correct.  Hungus’ lead is in jeopardy however as Clemson lost in the first round. Player, Points (number of final four teams still alive)  Hungus, 96  (3)      UCLA over Clemson Wilma, 94      (3)     Tennessee over Xavier Unsigned,Continue reading “Bracket Standings”

7:00 PM Matchups for Tuesday  #12 $3 Gutterballs vs. #5 Happy Hands Regular Season result: HHP 12 – $3 Gutterballs 3 Winner plays #4 Body English, Endorsed by Rivalries #11 Spare Us vs #6 3 Livers Regular Season result: Spare Us 9 – 3 Livers 6 Winner plays #3 Dirty Half Dozen #10 Purple HazeContinue reading “Sweet 12 (previews tomorrow)”