Category Archives: BP Updates

The Dirty Half Dozen have dedicated their postseason to Andy Varipapa.  Watch this video.  It will change your life.  Particularly from 3:44 to 5:00.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZMBy2xXXKs&NR=1

Off Constantly 15 Spare Us 0 BowlPortland had made it through 10 weeks without a shutout. Then, on the last week, it happened. And it happened after OC had already locked up first place. Their karmic reward for leaving the starters in – a potential quarterfinal match with the extremely dangerous Binga’s Ringas, the sameContinue reading “Week 11: The Dust Has Settled”

Remember the play-in games next week are at 7:00.  If you are not on Team BEER, Off Constantly, Dirty Half Dozen or Derelicte My Balls, your game starts at 7:00.  If you lose that game, there is still a full night of bowling for you, for the 9th place and 11th place bracket.  Everyone bowls.

Last night was the last week of the regular season and the week of our big press breakthrough.  Yet at what was the apex of our glory, only 6 people showed up at the postgame.  For shame.  Kudos to Bubbles, Herbie, Maude, Lefty and Sasha.  Oh, and to me.  Seriously, though, what happened?  Hopefully you hadContinue reading “WTF?”

There will be BowlPortland NCAA brackets available tomorrow night.  $5.  We will also have BowlPortland playoff brackets available at postgame.  $1.  Postgame will be at $3 Dewey’s if they don’t lock the doors.  Can someone tell them not to lock the doors?  Happy St Patricks Day!  Who all seen da leprechaun sey YYEEEAHHH!

 Congratulations on Bowler of the Week!   So, before your recent absence from the team, you seemed frustrated and angry and your scores were down.  Now you return to your best performance of the year.  Was the difference taking some time to clear your head? I think everyone can relate to the stress of leagueContinue reading “Bowler of The Week Interview: Week 10 – Harlyn P, DHD”

Perhaps you’re here for the first time today, following our feature story in the Press Herald (or perhaps you’re Big Ern just here to stir up trouble – watch yourself, Ern!), so I thought I’d answer a few questions. Q: Why does your teammate look like he is going to stab you in the back inContinue reading “Bienvenidos”

So, the section we were poised to grace, Sunday’s “Maine Life” section, has been discontinued.  Apparently a lack of interest in Maine lives.  We will still make a cameo, however, this Saturday.  I lobbied for Business Section, but might be placed elsewhere.  No confirmation yet on whether there will be a BowlPortland advice column.  Hungus�

One week left.  One bye left.  Let the fun begin. On to the recaps.  I apologize for their weakness – I have hit a writing slump.  Hoping to bust out of it by playoff time.     Binga’s Ringas 9.5 Off Constantly 5.5 Well, the cat is out of the bag. For those of you whoContinue reading “Week 10: And Then There Was One…”

Congratulations on Bowler of the Week.  What did you change in your game to get your score boost? I had just the right amount to drink, not too much, not too little, and I stared all night at the little arrow in the middle.  That, and I tried to incorporate some of Lula’s patented leg-kick-into-deep-knee-bendContinue reading “Bowler of the Week: Week 9 – The Dude, Purple Haze”