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ROUND 1 1 Tommy Gunz 2 Putt Putt 3 Splinter 4 Hungus 5 Eggroll 6 Squatch 7 HBK 8 Snapshot 9 Deputy 10 Magic 11 El Mango 12 Space Farmer 13 Mr Vintage 14 Inigo Montoya 15 Doc Moose 16 Trash Island 17 Nugget 18 Lobsterman 19 Chernobes 20 Bass 21 Major Asshole 22 DCContinue reading “Draft Order”

El Niño 217.7 Nut Sauce 198.2 Buck Ripcord 208.9 Mama D 173.4 Stuffed Crust 198.8 Bora Bora 164.9 KDD 195.6 Zen Turtle 164.8 Frankie 190.6 Mrs. Brady 161.1 General Tso 190 Shooter Mcgill 158.8 Linus 190 Tilt-a-Whirl 157.7 Scotty Too Hotty 188.4 Lil Pickle 155.5 Sonny D 187 Bean 155.4 Sparkles 186 Bates Master 155.3Continue reading “Draft Sheets 2023”

Explaining this again in the hope it makes it easy to understand. Teams need to roll six bowlers (at least two women) in each playoff match. You can use your taxi squad bowlers (minimum 3 games played) ONLY if you do not have 6 playoff eligible bowlers (10 games played) available. If you are shortContinue reading “Playoff Rule Recap”

As all but the league rookies know, this has been the quietest BoPo season of all time. No lines, recaps, podcasts. Minimal trashtalk, tv shows filming us, no mid-season PBA. Mostly that’s on me, as I’ve wanted to focus on just enjoying my own team and season. We also miss all our old writers andContinue reading “Wake Up, Karl!”

Qualifying for KS/QS open through 10pm 4/2. Top 8 play in tourney on Friday, 4/7 at 7pm. Finalists play at the Bowling Ball on 4/15 Qualifying for doubles open through 10pm on 4/9. Top 8 play in tourney on Friday, 4/9 (women at 6pm men at 8pm). Finalists play at the Bowling Ball on 4/15Continue reading “Doubles and The ‘Shits Info”

It’s kind of creepy hearing Johnny Burnette sing it now, but the lyrics are less weird when referring to BoPo. The evolution continues, but I still think BoPo offers something for everyone, from the most competitive bowler to Holden Green. My primary wish for this season is better Bowling Ball attendance…it really is what theContinue reading “Opening Night 16”

Winners’ Bracket – Games start at 5:30 (no 3rd game if decided in 2) Prelims 9&10: Spare No One vs Lady Fingers 11&12: Karl & The Gang vs Schwing! 13&14: Bowl For Initiative vs Herb’n’s Entourage 15&16: Magic’s Gathering vs Flock U2 17&18: Slap It Out vs WTTD? 19&20: Bowl Hard vs 2 Putts 1Continue reading “Playoff Schedule 11/15”

A couple of big games Thursday, and playoff spots are shaping up (see my last post for playoff formats for winner and loser brackets). In Shots division, Clifford’s Balls has clinched the #1 seed and 1st round bye and are the last undefeated team. No one else has clinched a playoff spot, while CUNT andContinue reading “Playoff Stuff”

Hey y’all, here’s the info you need. Top 7 teams in each division make the playoffs. Division winners get a first round bye. Teams 2-7 play at 5:30 on 11/15, winners and Division Winners play quarterfinals at 8. Teams 8-13 are in the loser’s bracket tourney, which if you remember from last year has aContinue reading “Playoff Info”