Author Archives: Karl Hungus

Throw the records out the window – we’re in the final four.  Three teams from the mighty Soulja Boy Division, and one upstart.  Three teams everyone expected to see here, and Urban Achievers secured the open fourth spot by dispatching the commissioner, thus assuring they will be kicked out of the league next year. First,Continue reading “Meaningless Predictions”

Well, here we go. 6:30 Start Time #1 Binga’s Ringas vs #5 Off Constantly #2 Urban Achievers vs #6 Dirty Half Dozen (if either team has clinched after two games, they don’t need to play the third) Championship starts approximately 15 minutes after first games end

BowlPortland is moving under its own momentum at a frightening pace.  The best you can do is just try to get out of the way and stare with awe as it hurtles toward destiny.  So there was no time for writeups – a few teams submitted fantastic summaries, the other six games not so much. Continue reading “Freight Train”

From Fan of Team OC on Smack Talk # [Pending] Classic MDG Commercial Dedicated to Team Off Constantly! Go get em’ boys! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBloleTrZM0

#3 Derelicte My Balls vs. #19 Incredibowls Cinderella Incredibowls Celebrate Incredible Win ((PORTLAND, Maine – AP))  Not much was expected, per usual, from the Incredibowls. For the 12th straight week, they were picked to lose on bowlportland.com. More has been made about the team’s dancing than the team’s bowling. But the ‘Bowls are doing plentyContinue reading “#19 Incredibowls 8 #3 Derelicte My Balls 7 (by Boston)”

So, some teams have changed their mind to be either in or out.  The easiest solution is that we will just have teams sign up when they arrive at the Bowling Ball.  Easy as pie.  May all your moves be fresh.

An ode, entitled  O that the mighty, hubris fill’d or The mighty struggle of Brave Hazzards against the unstoppable tyranny of Lil’ P or A $120,000 college education, wasted   O that the mighty, hubris fill’d, exercised and tight of spines, would fail ‘gainst Hungus’ betting lines and the Hazzards fight on gamely still. ButContinue reading “#6 Dirty Half Dozen over #22 Strikes of Hazzard (by Jeltz)”

So, why is the number 8 considered lucky in the minds of Chinese people. The main reason has to do with the pronunciation of the word for the number 8 in China. It is pronounced “ba” and sounds like the word for prosperity which is pronounced “fa”. Another reason why the number 8 could beContinue reading “8 Is Enough”

Though unintentionally, Cuppy raised a good point.  If any game is tied at 7.5 to 7.5, both teams pick one bowler to play a full game against each other as the tiebreaker.

Bowling is a merciless game, we all know that.  While I accept it, and understand what we are working toward with this playoff process, a championship title that will change the lives of those who win, it is sad to see teams go.  That said… Now we’re rolling! #1 Binga’s Ringas vs #16 Purple HazeContinue reading “Bittersweet Sixteen”