I think the playoffs were last night. Oh, yeah, now I remember, they definitely started last night, and they were definitely AWESOME! The tone was set as you walked through the door and saw a world-class bracket board. Thanks to Edison Press and Josef of Die Gassenjungen for putting that together. Beautiful stuff. There wereContinue reading “Shocking Developments! BowlPortland Playoffs – Prelims”
Author Archives: Karl Hungus
Quick Results
Writeups are under construction, but in case you couldn’t wait, here are the scores. #16 Purple Haze 8 #17 Three Livers 7 #18 Die Gassenjungen 8 #15 Saucy Posse 7 #19 Incredibowls 12 #14 Young and the Bowled 3 #13 Great Lost Spares 9 #20 Hyper-Bowl-E 6 #21 Happy Hands 10 #12 Gutterballs 5 #22Continue reading “Quick Results”
Playoff Lines
After a fascinating season, we have reached the playoffs. For the 20 teams playing this week, it’s win or go home (well, not exactly – I will probably still have all 26 lanes available next Tuesday). Win and you’re in the Sweet 16. So some of you will be sitting with a half empty bottleContinue reading “Playoff Lines”
Comparing The Fields
There are thousands of analyses of the NCAA tournament “brackets”. There are thousands of made up words regarding them, and thousands of weak jokes making fun of those words. Even Frank DeFord gets to ramble on NPR with some cutting edge material from the 50’s. I’m not sure you need my take on the nitty gritty report,Continue reading “Comparing The Fields”
Playoff Picture
There will be writeups soon, but I wanted to get the playoff matchups up soon so you can start building up your animosity toward your new bitter rival. Remember, it’s one and done now. Teams that lose next week are done, teams that win keep going. One rule change: since nobody tried to mess withContinue reading “Playoff Picture”
Off Constantly Is Not F’ing Around (And the lines)
They are singing the old classic “POSTGAME AT THE SNUG” Great Lost Spares (-2) vs Strikes of Hazzard: Another family reunion game. Boss Hogg and Roscoe will make up lies about sweet jobs and cars they have and say how well they’ve been doing. Old partners Pinstigator and Spinella will not believe any of it, andContinue reading “Off Constantly Is Not F’ing Around (And the lines)”
Leaderboard
finally updated…one change: Mitten Woodmore is no longer a woman
Mailing It In: Week 9 In BowlPortland
It happens in every sport. The playoffs are just around the corner, and some team, or some player, just drops the effort level a little too much to get away with. We are at that stage of the year, and Hungus the writer did just that. I put together some weak questions, and got backContinue reading “Mailing It In: Week 9 In BowlPortland”
Week 9 Lines
PREGAME SNUG (unless you’re at greendrinks, in which case wear your jersey!) POSTGAME RIVALRIES Binga’s Ringas (-15) vs. Maine Yacht: I don’t like it, but a shutout seems very possible, as Binga’s is hungry for points. Maine Yacht is hungry for beer. Derelicte My Balls (-5) vs. Happy Hands: Bubbles and Sasha battle over theContinue reading “Week 9 Lines”
Bowler of the Week: Week 8 – Filthy McNasty, B.E.E.R.
BP: Congratulations on Bowler of the Week! FM: Wow, thank you! It really is an honor! BP: You rolled a 232! Do you always bowl 100 pins over your average? FM: Not usually. Ive been waiting for that one game that would counter all of my sub-one hundred point performances. Not really sure that aContinue reading “Bowler of the Week: Week 8 – Filthy McNasty, B.E.E.R.”