There are still lots of moving parts for the season, but I can officially announce week 1 schedule for everyone. It's a doozy! Friday, Jan 2 (DJ Asia spinning!) Saucy PossevsOddballs1&26:00BingasvsLOS3&46:00Sharks & StrikesvsBEER5&66:00 HookersvsBirds of War7&86:00 Tuesday, Jan 6 (TWTL visiting from Thursday) Bowl PackvsStrikes on Tap9&105:30Bowling StonesvsPoultry11&125:30NEDvsIncredibowls13&145:30Bowl SoulsvsTrolls15&165:30Minds in GuttervsBARE17&185:30BILFvsBurners19&205:30 Cheesed To Meet YouvsBigContinue reading "BoPo 18: Week 1 Schedule"

Welcome back! Hope you've enjoyed the last four or five weeks of league. I'm back here on election day, only two weeks to go, to give everyone a quick update. Playoffs! First of all, everyone is going to see some sort of postseason action. The top 8 in each conference (2 division winners, 2nd andContinue reading "Hellovember"

I let the machines take over for this one, and they did a terrible job. I'll be back next week. Week 10 Bowling Previews – 10/10 5:30 PM Matchups MMM Waffles vs. Kelly Kabowlski (Lanes 1 & 2)Key Players: MMM Waffles: Dirty Lew (175 avg, consistent scorer) – steady hand Kelly Kabowlski: Eggroll (170 avg)Continue reading "SkyNet Previews"

Well the all-star game backed up what we're seeing in the standings, and what you'll see below in the Power 8: The Sun Conference is the Big Brother right now. It's a long season, and Moon will still place a team in the Finals, but as of now it's looking way more like daytime thanContinue reading "The Sun Is Rising"

Three and half hours til league...uh oh. Remember to come check out the All Star game this Thursday at 630, so many new faces, should be a ton of fun. Power 8 1 (1) Must Bowl Faster (5-0): The last undefeated team! 2 (6) Prestige Worldwide (5-1): Knocked off Jucifer! 3 (4) Iron Lotus (5-1):Continue reading "A Sort of Bye Week for Lines"

Ok, it's Sunday night already. I feel fairly confident I won't get 15 games written up. Let's see what happens. They'll definitely be short. This is the final week of qualifying for all-stars, so we'll start lining up the teams based on stats after Tuesday. That gives us plenty of time to get commitments fromContinue reading "Week 6: Too Many Games"

I was going to take the week off, but then saw there are only eight games. May as well write lines, beats screaming into the void. There's a Private East UNUM party, so if you're going through to get your equipment try to blend in with the furniture. Picks: Last week 7-7 (ouch), Season 17-10Continue reading "Draft Week 5 Lines"

Alright I'm not out of gas yet! Lots of things to cover this week so let's jump into it. First a quick acknowledgement, Dick Liquor and Dick's Picks may have been the original repeat Draft name. RIP Dick. There were a few other factual errors last week. As I mentioned, there's no editing, however feelContinue reading "Week 4 Lines"

To non bowlers, or maybe even more specifically non-bowling alley owners, Spring is the time for that 'fresh start'. For me, Spring is like the last step on the plank with my hands tied behind my back, with impending doom awaiting. No, I prefer Fall. I view September as a cool stream that I pullContinue reading "Draft 25: Week 3 Lines"

1st Week Byes: TUE 1,2,3 TH 1,2Tuesday 4/8GM 1Tue 4vsThu 138:0011&12GM2Tue 5vsThu 128:0013&14GM3Tue 6vsThu 118:0015&16GM4Tue 7vsThu 108:0017&18GM5Tue 8vsThu 95:3019&20Thursday 4/10GM6Thu 8vsTue 95:309&10GM7Thu 7vsTue 105:3019&20GM8Thu 6vsTue 118:0011&12GM9Thu 5vsTue 128:0013&14GM10Thu 4vsTue 138:0015&16GM11Thu 3vsTue 148:0017&18Tuesday 4/15GM12Tue 1vsWinner GM68:001&2GM13Tue 2vsWinner GM78:003&4GM14Tue 3vsWinner GM88:005&6GM15Winner GM1vsWinner GM98:007&8GM16Thu 1vsWinner GM58:0011&12GM17Thu 2vsWinner GM48:0013&14GM18Winner GM11vsWinner GM38:0015&16GM19Winner GM10vsWinner GM28:0017&18Thursday 4/17GM20Winner GM12vsWinner GM195:3011&12GM21Winner GM13vsWinner GM185:3013&14GM22Winner GM14vsWinnerContinue reading "A Playoff Schedule"