Category Archives: BP Updates

Bowling is a merciless game, we all know that.  While I accept it, and understand what we are working toward with this playoff process, a championship title that will change the lives of those who win, it is sad to see teams go.  That said… Now we’re rolling! #1 Binga’s Ringas vs #16 Purple HazeContinue reading “Bittersweet Sixteen”

I think the playoffs were last night. Oh, yeah, now I remember, they definitely started last night, and they were definitely AWESOME!  The tone was set as you walked through the door and saw a world-class bracket board.  Thanks to Edison Press and Josef of Die Gassenjungen for putting that together.  Beautiful stuff.  There wereContinue reading “Shocking Developments! BowlPortland Playoffs – Prelims”

Writeups are under construction, but in case you couldn’t wait, here are the scores. #16 Purple Haze 8 #17 Three Livers 7 #18 Die Gassenjungen 8 #15 Saucy Posse 7 #19 Incredibowls 12 #14 Young and the Bowled 3 #13 Great Lost Spares 9 #20 Hyper-Bowl-E 6 #21 Happy Hands 10 #12 Gutterballs 5 #22Continue reading “Quick Results”

After a fascinating season, we have reached the playoffs. For the 20 teams playing this week, it’s win or go home (well, not exactly – I will probably still have all 26 lanes available next Tuesday). Win and you’re in the Sweet 16. So some of you will be sitting with a half empty bottleContinue reading “Playoff Lines”

There are thousands of analyses of the NCAA tournament “brackets”.  There are thousands of made up words regarding them, and thousands of weak jokes making fun of those words.  Even Frank DeFord gets to ramble on NPR with some cutting edge material from the 50’s.  I’m not sure you need my take on the nitty gritty report,Continue reading “Comparing The Fields”

There will be writeups soon, but I wanted to get the playoff matchups up soon so you can start building up your animosity toward your new bitter rival. Remember, it’s one and done now.  Teams that lose next week are done, teams that win keep going. One rule change: since nobody tried to mess withContinue reading “Playoff Picture”

They are singing the old classic “POSTGAME AT THE SNUG” Great Lost Spares (-2) vs Strikes of Hazzard: Another family reunion game. Boss Hogg and Roscoe will make up lies about sweet jobs and cars they have and say how well they’ve been doing. Old partners Pinstigator and Spinella will not believe any of it, andContinue reading “Off Constantly Is Not F’ing Around (And the lines)”

finally updated…one change: Mitten Woodmore is no longer a woman

It happens in every sport.  The playoffs are just around the corner, and some team, or some player, just drops the effort level a little too much to get away with.  We are at that stage of the year, and Hungus the writer did just that.  I put together some weak questions, and got backContinue reading “Mailing It In: Week 9 In BowlPortland”

PREGAME SNUG (unless you’re at greendrinks, in which case wear your jersey!) POSTGAME RIVALRIES Binga’s Ringas (-15) vs. Maine Yacht:  I don’t like it, but a shutout seems very possible, as Binga’s is hungry for points.  Maine Yacht is hungry for beer. Derelicte My Balls (-5) vs. Happy Hands: Bubbles and Sasha battle over theContinue reading “Week 9 Lines”