Category Archives: BP Updates

Postgame is at Great Lost Bear. As mentioned in the last post, I am aware there are some sponsors we haven’t hit yet.  We will get to everyone. Also, I have started a new page on the sidebar: Special Offers.  It has league related deals, discounts and promotions.  Check now for Energy Audit info fromContinue reading “Week 6 Lines”

So, I just posted pictures that were on Mainetoday.com.  If you have team pictures or other things you want posted on your team page, such as a team history or team biography, just email me at bowlportland@gmail.com and i’ll put it up for you.  If I come up with a better solution i”ll let youContinue reading “Team Pages”

It’s the game we’ve been waiting for all year.  The anticipation was palpable.  So, with no further ado… Great Lost Spares 9 Lesbowlians 6 Lanes 25 and 26 have been a graveyard for many a BowlPortland team’s dreams.  There are unfriendly neighbors to throw you off, you feel shunned from all your friends, and accordingContinue reading “Living On a Prayer: Week 5 in BowlPortland”

Everyone knows BowlPortland has a large international footprint.  In the last month bowlportland.com has visits from Brazil, Switzerland, Spain, Austria, Mexico, India and the United Kingdom.  But one nation is dominating the international visit competition: our neighbors to the North, Canada. W e are after all the Official League of Fake Americans – and what areContinue reading “The International”

Postgame at Bramhall – Home of the Defending Champs The BowlPortland Trophy Will Be On Display Week 5, bowlers. Can you believe we are at the halfway point already? I’ll get to the lines, but wanted to clarify one more rule. If you want someone to be able to play in the playoffs, they eitherContinue reading “Week 5 Lines – Updated”

BP: Congrats on Bowler of the week.  How does it feel?  Did you expect this?   Bones: This is single handedly the greatest feeling of my entire life and it will remain so until I die.  Did I expect this? When someone wins $312 million on a Powerball ticket do you think they expected it?Continue reading “Bowler of the Week: Week 4 – Bones, Roll Another”

Next week is the first, and maybe biggest, of the clashes between title contenders.  #1 vs #2.  That said, I suppose it’s wrong to entirely ignore week 4, so here goes.  Perhaps it was my paraphrasing of Ladies Night in Tuesday’s lines, but the responses had a decidedly kinky flair. Pinups 13 Hyper-Bowl-E 2 EtContinue reading “Quiet Storm: Week 4 in BowlPortland (part I)”

And the feeling’s right, oh yeah it’s bowling night, oh what a night Romantic bowler, mm single roller Mm, Sophisticated kegler! Come on you disco bowler, yeah… Yeah yeah, atomic dog.  Jay will be dj-ing fulltime this week, should be interesting.  I’m available for dances, ladies, three dollars a song. Tough games to pick thisContinue reading “It’s Bowling Night…”