Bowler of The Week – Week 1: Jamaican Jerk, Binga’s Ringas

BP: Congrats on Bowler of the Week. how did you get recruited to Binga’s? JJ: Well after spending countless hours at bingas they became a 2nd family.So when i heard they had a bowling team i knew it was my duty to join and represent bingas to the fullest.Every strike,and there will be many, is for Al, J.D.and all the bingasContinue reading “Bowler of The Week – Week 1: Jamaican Jerk, Binga’s Ringas”

Week 1: Binga’s and Off Constantly Pound On Proxies

Binga’s Ringas 15  Happy Hands Productions  0 Last year, only one team was merciless enough to roll a shutout: Off Constantly.  Well, this year Binga’s fancies itself as a top contender, and they look as if they will emulate OC’s scorched earth tactics.  They kicked off BowlPortland 2009 with a 15-0 victory over a shell-shockedContinue reading “Week 1: Binga’s and Off Constantly Pound On Proxies”

2009 Season Preview: Team Capsules

With more new faces than old, the 2009 league looks wide open.  That said, team captains have picked Off Constantly to repeat in the preseason power poll.  Several captains did not respond by press time and may therefore have very short writeups (plus I ran out of ideas – 26 is a lot of teams)  Six days til openingContinue reading “2009 Season Preview: Team Capsules”

First Week Schedule Revealed!!!!!!!!!

Off Constantly vs. Three Fingered Willies: The champs begin their title defense against this year’s melting pot team.  The Willies’ are hoping their veteran acquisition Pin Whisperer returns to glory as they face a rude welcome to the league.Urban Achievers vs. The Pinups: Big Ern’s Pinups try to shake off last year’s disappointing finish asContinue reading “First Week Schedule Revealed!!!!!!!!!”

Welcome To The Rest Of Your Lives

BowlPortland 2009 – A Brief Overview Several team name changes to report.  With only a few weeks left to make changes, BowlPortland tentatively welcomes: Power Family Division Derelicte My Balls, BEER, Purple Haze, Reservoir Balls, Die Gassenjungen, Alley-Gash Rollers Soulja Boy Division Off Constantly (2008 Champs), Dirty Half Dozen, Binga’s Ringas, I Can’t believe It’sContinue reading “Welcome To The Rest Of Your Lives”

BowlPortland Goes Wild

Breaking news from Wilma… Date:  Saturday, July 12, 2008 Location:  The Forks, Maine Bowl Portland and Three Rivers are teaming up for some “Serious Fun”!  The Kennebec River is renowned for its breathtaking wilderness setting, exhilarating high-volume whitewater with 6 to 8 foot waves and large holes in rapids that live up to their names likeContinue reading “BowlPortland Goes Wild”