Category Archives: BP Updates

Teams playing on lane 26, apparently unnerved by the league next door, have lost their first games by a total of 14.5 – 0.5 Good luck next week, Pinups…

Lot’s of drama this week, but we start with a kind of gross but necessary public service announcement from Bernie: Better urinal accuracy is important for maintaining the integrity of our bowling shoes.  Do your part.  The more you know….   Also, one little note about rules, since I’m actually getting some questions.  Yes, anyoneContinueContinue reading “Like Sands Through The Hourglass: Week 3 in BowlPortland”

Game of the Week: Binga’s Ringas (-5) vs. Pud’s Taxi Pud’s Taxi is dangerous, on many levels.  For example, you might walk in on one of their team meetings innocently enough on a Monday evening and be forced to drink six Hampshires, thus undermining your game on Tuesday.  Or, you might call for a rideContinueContinue reading “Week 3 Lines”

Josef and Uli were the last ones standing.  They agreed that Josef won the prize…

By Jeltz, DHD: Durrrty 1/2 Doz: a bunch  BEER: less filling        In an empirical comparison of BEER with the New York Yankees, Hungus is clearly his team’s A-Rod. By which I mean he doesn’t get along with Derek Jeter, he spends a LOT of time at the gym, and he’s constantly going to otherContinueContinue reading “One Last Writeup”

Trade: Derelicte My Balls receive Barry Violet – 3 Fingered Willies receive finger to be named later

BP:  Hi Little P. Congratulations on Bowler of The Week!  What was your first reaction when you heard you’d won? LP:  Wow — I’ve accomplished all there is to accomplish in life!  And on inauguration night!  BP:  Why did you change your name from Princess to Little P this offseason? LP:  Obviously, Little P isContinueContinue reading “Bowler of the Week Interview: Week 2 – Little P, Dirty Half Dozen”

Last Tuesday, BowlPortland had its frist night sans Commisioner Hungus.  I was in DC with eight other BowlPortlanders for the inauguration (it looked like more than 8 on tv).  Well, Bubbles did a great job, and everything went off without a hitch, but there were a few issues that showed up in the postgame surveys. ContinueContinue reading “(UPDATED) OC Can You See? OC and Binga’s Embrace New Era of Compassion at Inaugural Bowl: Win 14-1”

Three Livers (-1) over Saucy Posse: It’s very early, but the winner of this game has the inside track to thePacific Division crown.  Three Livers seems to be looser, as Walter fromSauPo is strung tighter than a harpsichord. Maybe D-Sauce can help him outwith a little performance enhancer.Incredibowls (-5) over Lesbowlians: The bowling is secondary here.  These wereContinueContinue reading “Week 2 Lines”

So, Karl is in DC for the weekend and will miss Tuesday’s game.  (Good news for Team BEER, however, is that Harlyn P and Toonces are down here too).  League co-founder Bubbles will step in and run the show.  This week’s 50/50 proceeds will go the Binga’s Employee Relief Fund.  Last week the winner ofContinueContinue reading “Inaugural Bowl”